NO FRUC'N CORN SYRUP!
GLUTEN FREE!
You gotta fight, for your WHITE, to PAARTY! Don’t be chicken, or we will soak you in this white sauce and devour you. Dunk, drizzle, slather, bathe…STOP IT. Ranch dressing can catch the next Uber out, as this creamy love sauce coats you with flavors of horseradish, brown sugar, cayenne pepper, lemon juice, vinegar and so much inappropriateness that the entire zoo is heading for the hills… it’s good, good, Pods!